Did you hear about “Tulula Does the Hula?” Talula Does the Hula is a 9 year girl who lives in Hawaii; she just recently received a court ordered name change. The judge stated,

“The court is profoundly concerned about the very poor judgment which this child’s parents have shown in choosing this name…It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap, unnecessarily.”

All I have to say is, WOW! This judge would have a field day in Hollywood. You thought Rumer Glenn, Scout Larue and Tallulah Belle were bad names? Take a load of these. I tried to keep it down to 50, but there was no way I could let some of these go unnoticed; and, there’s no doubt I could reach the hundreds. I won’t bother putting them in any order. You can be the judge of who’s child has the worst name, but they are all pretty heinous. Seriously, they’re real.

TOP 75 WORST CELEB BABY NAMES

Pilot Inspektor: Son of Jason Lee

Moxie CrimeFighter and Zoltan: Children of Penn Jillette (of Penn & Teller)

Fifi-Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, Pixie and Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Daughters of Paula Yates (Wow…)

Kal-El Coppola: Son of Nicholas Cage

Audio Science: Son of Shannyn Sossamon

Banjo Patrick: Son of Rachel Griffiths

Sage Moonblood and Seargeoh: Daughter (Sage) & son of Sylvester Stallone

Indio Falconer: Son of Robert Downey Jr.

Sistine Rose: Daughter of Sylvester Stallone

Mingus Lucien: Son of Helena Bonham Carter

Thyme: Daughter of Emma Thompson

Speaking of herbs…

Poppy Honey and Daisy Boo: Daughters of Jamie Oliver (The Naked Chef)

Spec Wildhorse, Hud and Teddy Jo: Sons of John Cougar Mellencamp

Apple Blythe Alison: Daughter of Chris Martin (Coldplay) and Gwyneth Paltrow

Maddox Chivan: Son of Angelina Jolie

Bluebell Madonna: Daughter of Geri Halliwell (Spice Girls)

Phoenix Chi: Daughter of Melanie Brown (Spice Girls)

Sailor Lee: Daughter of Christie Brinkley

Calico Dashiell: Daughter of Alice Cooper

Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q and Memphis Eve: Children of Bono

Blue Angel: Daughter of The Edge (U2)

Brawley King: Son of Nick Nolte

Coco Riley: Daughter of Courtney Cox and David Arquette (Sting also has a daughter named Coco)

Hopper Jack: Son of Sean Penn

Prima Sellechia: Daughter of John Tesh

Elettra-Ingrid: Daughter of Isabella Rossellini and Jonathan Weidemann

Dusti Rainn and Keelee Breeze: Daughters of Robert Van Winkle (aka: Vanilla Ice)

Magnus Paulin: Son of Will Ferrell

Chastity Sun: Daughter of Cher and Sonnie Bono

Tu: Daughter of Rob Morrow (Hah, get it?? Clever– Tu Morrow– but sad.)

Jermajesty: Son of Jermaine Jackson

Diezel Ky and Denim Cole: Children of Toni Braxton

Pirate: Son of Jonathan Davis (Korn)

God’iss Love Stone: Daughter of Lil’ Mo

Rufus Tiger, Tiger Lily and Lola Daisy: Children of Roger Taylor (the drummer of Queen, who has a thing for tigers and flowers.)

Seven Sirius and Puma: Children of Erykah Badu (Seven’s father is Andre 3000 from OutKast & Puma’s father is rapper The D.O.C.)

Saffron Sahara: Daughter of Simon Le Bon (Duran Duran)

Moon Unit, Dweezil, Diva Thin Muffin and Ahmet Emuukha Rodan - Children of Frank Zappa

Reign Beau and Freedom: Children of Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed

Alchamy: Daughter of Jane Pollack

Bamboo: Son of Big Boi (Outkast)

Corde: Son of Snoop Doggy Dogg

Laprincia: Daughter of Bobby Brown

Bow-Ty: Son of 50 Cent

Million: Son of Mystikal (rapper)

Messiah Ya’majesty: Son of T.I. (rapper)

Indiana August: Son of Casey Affleck

Lark Song: Daughter of Mia Farrow

Whizdom and Tryumph: Children of Jayson Williams (NBA player)

Rocket, Racer, Rebel and Rogue: Children of Robert Rodriguez (director/producer/screenwriter)

Sosie Ruth: Daughter of Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick

Aurelius Cy: Son of Elle Macpherson

Ever Gabo: Daughter of Milla Jovovich

Bogart Che Peyote: Son of David Rainey (Remember ‘Puck’ from Real World?)

Audio Science and Moxie Crimefighter might top my list… but then again there’s also Pilot Inspektor and Tu Marrow. What’s your favorite worst name ever?

According to Forbes, Will Smith and Cameron Diaz are on the top of the charts for being the highest paid actors in 2007.

Will Smith brought in $80 million last year, with 10% of that goes to that creepy scientology society of his. Cameron Diaz is the highest paid female actress getting paid $50 million. (Why? I still haven’t been able to figure it out. If I never saw her in another movie for the rest of my life, it would still be too soon).

The 5 most overpaid actors in Hollywood:

1. Will Smith- $80 million
2. Johnny Depp - $72 million
3. Eddie Murphy - $55 million
4. Mike Myers - $55 million
5. Leonardo DiCaprio - $45 million

The 5 most overpaid actresses in Hollywood:

1. Cameron Diaz - $50 million
2. Keira Knightley - $32 million
3. Jennifer Aniston- $27 million
4. Reese Witherspoon - $25 million
5. Gweneth Paltrow - $25 million

Can someone please explain to me why some of these people make so much money? I mean Eddie Murphy hasn’t made a decent movie in like a decade. And although there are still some people still bitter about the Jennifer Aniston/ Brad Pitt break-up, their is no way that Jen should make $27 million while Angie gets a mere $14 million. I would take Angie over Jen any day.

Visit Forbes to check out the rest of the list.

Only a few more days until reality sensation Project Runway returns to Bravo. I’m so excited– I cannot wait for all the new sewing room drama to unfold! No, really, I’m really excited to see more of those awesome fashion creations that come about from the challenges set forth in the show. As ridiculous as the challenges get, there are always a few designers that shine through.

If you watch the show religiously, as I have over the last four seasons, I’m sure you have your favorite designer that didn’t quite make it to the top honors. Even though our favorite character’s weren’t named “best in show” we still love them. Here is a quick rundown of my favorite losers from each season.

Season 4 - Rami

We all love the flamboyant, over the top & ruffly Christian Sirano (who can deny his sweet disposition and “fierce” one liners?). However, Rami is my favorite loser from season 4 for his thoughtful and carefully constructed designs. Rami rocked the final challenge. As Nick Verros (Season 2) said (pretending to be Rami) after the fashion show at Bryant Park, “You want wovens bitch. I’ll give you wovens!”

Rami is a true businessman whom has been established in the fashion industry for quite some time now. In the final challenge, he designed an entire line encompassing knits, wovens, skirts, tops, separates, dresses… the list goes on. Beyond his versatility as a designer, the refined aesthetic and attention to detail sets him apart from his competitors. Given the same amount of time, he is able to produce finished pieces that are elegant and show off his awesome technical skill.

Season 3- Uli

Sweet, blond, and German… No, Uli is not Heidi’s doppelganger, but she is season 3’s queen of colorful prints and flowy dresses. She won the audience over with her positive free spirit and adventurous feminine style. Uli has a zest for life and even though she grew up in the harsh reality of communist East Germany, she has managed to escape the drabness of her childhood and grown to create beautiful clothes.

In the last challenge, she showed a cohesive elegant collection. I have to agree with the judges up until that point she was making the same dress over and over. However in the collection for Fashion Week, Uli stepped out of her comfort zone mixed it up with some separates, solids, & sparkling details but in keeping with her signature style. She had the prettiest, most wearable collection for the average woman and for that reason she is my season 3’s top pick as favorite loser.

Season 2- Daniel V

Daniel Vosovic…Season 2’s young designing prodigy. He wized through challenges with creative ease sending his more experienced fellow contestants into a tizzy. Daniel’s clean, elegant, and perfectly constructed designs brought him all the way to the finale where Chloe Dao snatched victory away from the fan favorite designer. I can’t overstate how bummed I was when Daniel lost Season 2’s final challenge (I’m still in denial).

Anyways, his unique perspective and design talent showed through his work. His wit, thoughtfulness, and understated personality makes him a likable character to watch and root for (unfortunately ladies, he’s gay and taken). Daniel continues his blooming career in the fashion industry (he designed all the outfits on the cover of “Bonfire” magazine from Lipstick Jungle) and he will be an up and coming designer to watch. I can’t wait to see what’s next.

Season 1- Austin Scarlett

With a name like Austin Scarlett, you have to be from the south and a seriously fierce diva. Well, Austin is a city boy from New York New York, but true to his name he is a true diva. Austin was Season 1’s over the top personality. You couldn’t ignore his pale skin, blond hair, and the way he dresses like a Louis XIV French Courtier. But you have to give it up for the boy for not being afraid to show off his style. We all know he was probably beat up a lot as a kid growing up.

Personality aside, Austin produced some awe inspiring garments. He was the only one to use real produce (corn husks) in the grocery store challenge. He took chances and sometimes he failed to edit his ostentatious style, but no one can deny he has a point of view (not to mention he can sew like a bad-ass mofo). And although he never made it to the final 3, Austin is still doing well for himself these days. He designs his own line of (what else…) wedding gowns. Laurie from the “Real Housewives” bought one for her opulent OC wedding.

That’s my loser round-up! Can’t wait to see who becomes my new favorite loser this time around on Season 5…cuz, ya know, I’ll never be satisfied with just one winner.

Celebs say the darndest things! Check out five of the best quotes I heard this week…

“I’m way too high-maintenance to be in a relationship with an actor – they’re all such divas!”
– Jessica Alba, on her marriage to Cash Warren, in British Cosmopolitan magazine.

“When I was a child, I would kill small animals and wear their teeth as necklaces. True. Print that. And I’ve always felt deep down that I was born a woman.”
– John Mayer, poking fun at the media’s intense coverage of everything he says, at his St. Louis concert.

“Of course I threw up in the bathroom, it was better than throwing up on their face.”
– Susan Olsen, explaining her hungover run to the bathroom during a radio interview, to Colorado Springs’ KKTV.

Gordon Ramsay: “Dustin, can you stop burning ‘em? Twenty seconds only!”
Dustin Hoffman: “That’s what she said.”
– An unlikely comedic duo, cooking fajitas with Jay Leno, on The Tonight Show.

“If I win, it’s because of my natural ability, and if I lose, it’s because I wasn’t trying so hard.”
– Kelly Ripa, right before racing against other women in high heels, on Live with Regis and Kelly.

And there ya have it! Heard anything else that you think tops any of these funny ones?! Let’s hear it.

Happy (almost) Fourth of July, everyone!  For your holiday reading enjoyment, here are five celebrity quotes that I enjoyed this week!

1. “Since I have a dog and blond hair, that must mean we’re alike.  It’s a dumb thing to say.  I don’t think that makes us similar.  I don’t know her, but I don’t like being compared to anyone by somebody who doesn’t know me.  I’m my own person.  I don’t go to clubs, I don’t party, I don’t dance on tables and I don’t like sex tapes.”

Ouch. That’s harsh.

-Gossip Girl star Blake Lively to Seventeen magazine, on comparisons to Paris Hilton.

2. “There is a fair amount of sexual energy and there are some drug parallels. We have a couple of what David Yates, the director calls our ‘Trainspotting moments’. There’s a great balance. The light parts are lighter than before, and the dark parts are extremely dark.”

I’m sure the parents are really happy to hear that the next Harry Potter movie is going to be like a movie about heroin addicts.

-Daniel Radcliffe, in an interview with U.K.’s newspaper, The Daily Mirror, about the next Harry Potter flick.

3. “I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I’ve been on and be with the person I care about and my family.”

Way to be gender-neutral and keep all of us guessing!

-Lindsay Lohan on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show.

4. “Coolest.  Person.  Ev-er!  Really, I think I’m chill.  I am very hyper but I’m very carefree.”

What a modest young girl.

-Miley Cyrus describing herself in People’s special Miley Cyrus issue, on newsstands Friday.

5. “Shrek was more believable than that.”

This trial is going to be u-g-l-y.

-Peter Cook, when asked what he thought of his estranged wife Christie Brinkley’s teary testimony in their bitter divorce trial on Thursday morning.

And there you have it!

Come back and read next week for all the off kilter things stars are going to say!

It’s almost summer time, and you know what that means…movie time! Studios are going to be putting out a lot of great films this summer, but there definitely will be some stinkers in there. I care about all you Hollywire readers, and I don’t want you to waste your $10 on a film that everyone already knows should be in the crapper.

I offer you the top ten movies I (and the rest of Hollywood) am anticipating this summer. So take heed, Hollywire-ians, and choose wisely. If you need more help in deciding, go ahead and watch the trailer by clicking on the film title!

Summer blockbusters that are still being anticipated:

1. Iron Man (released in theaters May 2nd)

2. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (released in theaters May 22nd)

These two movie monsters have already been doing damage at the box office. If you haven’t seen either of these movies, you need to stop reading and go right now to the nearest theater and watch them. One at a time…a double feature, I don’t know– add some adventure to your life.

But seriously people, these movies are an absolute must. I didn’t even read the Marvel comics before seeing Iron Man and I am still as equally obsessed as a person who did. And it will make you L-O-V-E Robert Downey, Jr. again. *sigh*

And Indiana Jones!? Need I say more? You should already have your shoes on walking out the door to so see “Innnnndyyyyy!” Say it in Willie Scott’s whiny voice with me now… just a little ditty for all you Indiana Jones fans out there.

Now, onto the movies yet to be released!

For the inner nerd in you:

3. The Incredible Hulk

Release Date: June 13th.

Thought that the trailer for the newest Hulk remake felt like deja vu? I hope I am not the only one who feels that way! This film is a remake of the 2003 Ang Lee version of this superhero. It stars Ed Norton as Bruce Banner and Liv Tyler as Betty Ross. Not only is Banner battling the monster inside of him, but now he has a new adversary who has also been inflected by the same Gama radiation– The Abomination, played by Tim Roth. And he is the only creature that can truly destroy the Hulk. Chaos surely will ensue. But you don’t have to be a die hard comic book reader, or nerd for that matter, to like this movie. I for one get super excited just watching the trailer. It makes me wanna go work out… is that normal?

For the classic comedian:

4. Step Brothers

Release Date: July 25th.

From the team that brought you one of my guilty pleasures: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, is a movie about two middle age guys that each live with their single parents. Did I mention it stars Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly as the two middle aged men?! Genius. Ferrell lives with his mom while Reilly lives with his father. Then, you guessed it: Ferrell and Reilly’s parents marry and they become step brothers (not that hard to deduce from the title). Their antics as new brothers turn this new family upside down as they try to get along and keep their parents together. I don’t know about you but I’m a sucker for Will Ferrell movies. Add in John C. Reilly, and heck, I might even see this twice!

For ones wanting a major scare:

5. The Happening

Release Date: (Friday) June 13th.

Since the plot has been really hush hush over M. Night Shyamalan’s latest movie, I don’t really have a lot of deets to share about this flick. But it’s about a man, who just so happens to be played by a Mr. Mark Wahlberg, who is on the run with his family as a cataclysmic natural crisis turns the world upside down. Sounds intense. I think we all remember the M. Night Shyamalan who created Lady in the Water and are quick to forget the M. Night Shyamalan who scared the living daylights out of us in Unbreakable, The Sixth Sense and Signs. Yea, you remember how freaked out you were! Rumor is this is going to another one of his great movies. Pair that up with a release date of Friday the 13th and I’m already creeped out.

For the most touching experience:

6. The Dark Knight

Release Date: July 18th.

Fresh off one of the most shocking tragedies this year, I feel that this movie would have done swimmingly even if Heath Ledger did not pass away. However, that being the case, I think some people may just come out and see this movie because it was the last complete role of his career. But I love that Warner Brothers isn’t playing that card–it gives me hope for Hollywood. That said, this is the much much much (did I mention much?!) anticipated sequel to Batman Begins. And if you didn’t know that, shame on you. This film finds our hero waging a war on dismantling all organized crime in Gotham with the help of his usual cast of characters. Their success goes unchecked until a new criminal arrives on the scene– yup, everyone’s favorite tortured clown! The Joker uses this crack down as an opportunity to steal from organized crime and to blackmail them into forming a united army to take down the Dark Knight. All cast members are coming back to play their original roles…except one. Katie Holmes chose not to reprise her role as Rachel Dawes. The reason? Scheduling conflicts. So in lieu of Katie’s mistake decline, Maggie Gyllenhaal stepped in. All the pieces are set to make this one of the most memorable blockbusters this summer. Did I mention that I have been seeing trailers for over a year now?! Now that is anticipation.

For awesome action seekers:

7. Wanted

Release Date: June 27th.

I guess I should have added in the description “for people who love to watch Angelina Jolie DO ANYTHING.” This movie is based on the graphic novel series by Mark Millar, and the story is about a regular ho-hum guy named Wes, played by James McAvoy, who is solicited by a woman named Fox (how fitting!), played by Angelia Jolie, to join the Fraternity. But this one is not to be confused with a dirty house infested with sketchy college boys. The Fraternity is a secret organization that trains Wes as an enforcer of justice. So to sum up this movie in 4 words or less: guns, Angelina Jolie, awesomeness. Oh, and Morgan Freeman stars in it as well. I am already giving it two thumbs up in my book.

For the politically incorrect comedy supporter:

8. Tropic Thunder

Release Date: August 15th.

This movie is about a group of spoiled, high-profile actors shooting a big-budget war movie that are forced to become the soldiers they are portraying through a series of freak occurrences. Ben Stiller, who stars in and directs this movie, is long overdue to release something truly funny. He works alongside Owen Wilson, Jack Black, Robert Downey Jr., and Nick Nolte…just to name a few. This could be the moment when Stiller, Black, and Wilson cement their reputations as their generation’s most reliable funnymen or it could bomb horribly. But I’m putting my money on a box office blowout. And it could also prove that Robert Downey Jr. is back for good. The trailer is so over the top that it will always make me laugh, no matter how many times I see it. Plus, look out for Tom Cruise, Tobey Maguire, Mickey Rooney and Matthew McConaughey to make appearances. Yes, I did say Tom Cruise. No, I’m not lying. I bet now Tropic Thunder just got bumped up a few notches on the movies you most want to see.

For the obsessive sequel watcher:

9. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

Release Date: August 1st.

It’s okay to admit you have a problem if you’re addicted to watching sequels. Just don’t tell anybody. But this time the third installment might be able to rival the first. Brendan Fraser reprises his role as Rick O’Connell and is back battling mummies and the undead in a new adventure. This time Rick, his son Alex, his wife Evelyn, played by Maria Bello (don’t look for Rachel Weis, she bowed out), and his brother-in-law Jonathan are in China. They must face the ancient Dragon Emperor, played by Jet Li, who is resurrected with only two goals: to raise his 10,000 warriors who are suspended in animation and to take over the world. So it seems that the O’Connells have their work cut out for them. Add in some great geography like the catacombs of the Forgotten Palace and the tops of the snowy Himalayas and it will be like a mini vacation of sorts. The Mummy franchise is sticking to it’s winning equation again: eerie undead + kickass bad guy = mega hit.

For the nalstagic television turned movie lover:

10. Get Smart

Release Date: June 25th.

Based off the 1960s hit TV series of the same name, this movie follows the continued adventures of America’s ultimate secret agent. Steve Carell leads an amazing cast, playing Maxwell Smart, who is accompanied by Anne Hathaway playing his better half, Agent 99. Alan Arkin checks in as The Chief this time around. Maxwell Smart and gang battle an evil syndicate know as KAOS to try and prevent them from world domination. I really think this movie will be an enormous success for two reasons. One, because of all the fans of the TV series and two, because Steve Carell is one of the funniest guys right now. Not only will fans of The Office see this movie, but people who want to reminisce about the days of Adams and Feldon. Box office gold abound, I say! Is it bad if I didn’t even know what the TV series was about until I looked it up because of the movie? Oops.

Well, there you have it. I can only hope that you will consider my advice when you flock to the theaters to escape the high temps and even higher gas prices. Pick one, two, five, all ten…no matter what the number I’m sure you will enjoy which ever one you choose!

And if you think one deserves to be on the list, let us all know…my list is by no means the only ten movies you should consider watching this summer.

I would never admit this at any other time, but I may be going to the movies a lot more in the upcoming months.

Hollywood…you get the best of me yet again!!

Something must be in the water, because celebrities have been funnier than usual this week! Here’s five of the best ones I’ve heard that I’m passing onto you for your enjoyment…

5. “That’s cheap. Everyone’s kissed George Clooney.”

– Madonna, after auctioning off her Chanel purse (as well as her lip gloss) for more than $471,000, which actually went for $171,000 more than a kiss from Clooney, at the amfAR Cinema Against AIDS benefit in Cannes.

4. “A little whipping every now and then, Harrison?”

– Regis Philbin, asking Harrison Ford if he ever took home the Indiana Jones whip, on Live with Regis and Kelly.

3. “It’s amazing what a haircut and forgetting to shave will do.”

– American Idol winner David Cook, on being a “cougar” magnet, to Today’s Meredith Vieira.

2. “I’m about two months pregnant right now and we’re getting married on August 8th of 2008.”

– Reality star Kim Kardashian, fooling with reporters (and her boyfriend, NFL star Reggie Bush), at the Hampton Bays nightclub Whitehouse.

And… then number one…

1. “Pole dancing really isn’t as easy as it looks.”

– Carmen Electra, who is releasing her own line of stripper poles, to People.

Keep the funny quotes coming, all you silly celebrities!

You think you heard a better quote than these five?

Let’s hear it!