Spencer Pratt, the annoying boyfriend of the slutty backstabber, Heidi Montag from The Hills, thinks that he is a great advice-giver. We all saw what great advice he gave Heidi with those so called music videos of hers. Yeah right. Who in their right mind really cares what Spencer thinks!?!

Spencer thinks there are many people out there who need advice and that he’s the one they should talk to…. And now he’s got an avenue to give it to them through his advice column titled, “Yo, Spencer!”

He got this job through Radar magazine and will start blabbing his big mouth giving his advice in April. What were they thinking? How did he get this job anyway? They must be completely desperate over there at Radar.

I’m betting this column won’t last long.  Here’s a little example of his profoundness:

The reader writes: Yo Spencer! My brother wants to join the Army, but my mom and I are terrified about him getting killed. What can I tell him to keep him from enlisting?

Spencer replies: “I have mad love for people who serve this country — more than any other type of human being. I’ve considered joining up myself every day since I as 14. What’s stopped me? Bullets. I’m not brave enough to get shot yet. If your brother is brave enough to get shot, it’s his choice, and you should support him. The last thing he needs is to be on the battlefield thinking about how upset his family is. That kind of distraction could get him killed.”