All this talk about the apocalypse being nigh ― but what if it’s already here?

The Mayans once predicted that December 21, 2012 would be the end of us. But all they really needed to was read our list of 2012’s worst blunders to tell you that! There’s no way Earth can keep on turning with the level of havoc our own celebrities have wrought. Day in and day out, their shenanigans torment us in the headlines, and we’re beginning to suspect that Judgment Day has been in the works for a long time… the stars are slowly killing us!

Here are 13 ways we think celebrities might bring about the apocalypse today.