Justin Bieber's lawyers must have been paid major overtime lately -- all for some very bogus lawsuits.
In the last six months, he's been sued over permanent ear damage from one of his concerts, using a stolen credit card to buy penis enlargements, and assaulting his much larger bodyguard. And now a Canadian security guard has filed a police report accusing the singer of assaulting her -- with a Nerf gun!
Find out the absurd details after the jump!







































