We knew Law & Order tends to “rip from the headlines,” but they’re not playing coy with this one ― a pop star couple obviously modeled on Chris Brown and Rihanna appears in the February 27 episode, “Funny Valentine” ― and since this is Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, let’s not expect the story to end with the famous lovebirds frolicking in Hawaii.

Watch the promo after the jump.