Ladies and gentlemen, we now have a celebrity marriage that's even ickier than the one between Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden.

86-year-old Playboy tycoon Hugh Hefner just married a woman 60 years younger than him! He tied the knot on New Year's Eve at the Playboy Mansion with former Playmate Crystal Harris. The intimate ceremony reportedly included only a few close friends. "Happy New Year from Mr. and Mrs. Hugh Hefner," tweeted Hef after the ceremony.

Find out what Crystal had to say after the jump!

When it comes to Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey, it looks like we know who wears the pants in that relationship!

Nick took time out from his busy schedule of being Mariah's husband to go on Howard Stern's radio show earlier this week, where he gave a TMI interview that has forever scarred us. Because Mariah clearly runs the show in their home, Nick revealed her music is played at all times and even serves as background noise when they're having sex. (Yes, you read that correctly.)

But even when Mariah's not around, Nick still uses her music for one other activity. Find out what it is after the jump!

No, this isn't the plot for an upcoming rom-com. (Although if it were, we'd finally have a storyline that hasn't already been done 8,000 times in Hollywood).

Comedian and '90s starlet Janeane Garofalo was seriously married for the last 20 years to Big Bang Theory producer Rob Cohen and didn't have a clue. And as recently as last Monday, she was still married to someone she hadn't seen since the '90s! "Rob and I got married, for real, which we had to have a notary dissolve not 30 minutes before we got here tonight," she said at a red carpet event, according to E! Online. "We were married for 20 years until this evening."

Um, so how the hell does that happen? Find out after the jump!