Happy New Year, Hollywire fans!

With 2013 upon us, it's time to start making good on our New Year's resolutions. But while most people vow to hit the gym or get more involved with charity, celebrities should be making a whole other batch of New Year's resolutions -- like reading the script before signing on to their movie projects, or wearing underwear at a red carpet premiere. Check out our roundup of 16 resolutions that celebrities should be making for 2013!

What stand-up comic should simply try to end his current reign as the undisputed hot mess celebrity? Find out after the jump!