It’s a good thing Bradley Cooper didn’t win that Oscar, because he doesn’t want one anyway.

Or so he told the UK version of GQ in his latest interview as the magazine’s April cover boy.

Find out his unusual (and rather dark) reason for nixing an Oscar after the jump!

Awards season just came to a close. So, naturally, it’s time to give it a rest and wait for winter before we start buzzing about the scar again. Right?

Technically, yes. But that won’t stop us from beating this dead horse just a little more, because let’s face it ― this year’s show was far from smooth sailing, and we know the people behind the scenes have already begun thinking about the 2014 ceremony. That’s why we’re here to help ― starting with who we think the show’s next host should be.

See who we think could cut it after the jump!

Before they were Oscar nominees, Jennifer Lawrence and Anne Hathaway did some work they’re surely less proud of than their Academy Award-winning roles. But now that they’re Oscar winners for the first time, it’s a whole new ballgame and they've got their pick of just about any script in Hollywood.

Meanwhile, Christoph Waltz and Daniel Day-Lewis added another golden statue to their growing collections… so will the Oscars just keep on coming in their upcoming roles?

Find out what’s next for these and more of this year’s big Academy Award winners after the jump!