Who ever thought a little sex tape could cause so much controversy?

(Oh yeah… everyone.)

We got word last week that Teen Mom Farrah Abraham knocked boots (and various other items) with porn-star-turned-slightly-legitimate-actor James Deen ― and filmed it as a “professional” porn. (As professional as these things get, anyway.)

Something about this roll in the hay obviously went haywire, though, because Farrah has since felt the urge to criticize James both as a person and as an adult film star ― and, naturally, James responded. Between these two, who would you guess had more tact and humility? Tough call, we know, but the somewhat surprising answer can be found after the jump!

When it comes to her personal safety, Miley Cyrus really doesn't kid around.

Jason Luis Rivera was sentenced to 18 months in jail after being convicted last month of trespassing and resisting arrest when he hid in the bushes of Miley's home with a pair of scissors last September, told police they were married and then refused to comply with officers. But having him locked away in an 8x10 cell doesn't seem to be enough protection for Miley. She obtained a temporary restraining order last week against Jason which prevents him from being within 1,000 yards of her at all times and is now seeking to make that order permanent, according to Huffington Post.

Now why does Miley want three weddings with her fiance Liam Hemsworth? Find out after the jump!