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The 13 Scariest Things About 'Scary Movie 5'
Thu, 04/11/2013 - 13:03 by Alexander

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Scary Movie 5 comes out this Friday, and we're already quivering in fear.

Not because the movie itself is all that frightening... at least, not in the traditional way... but rather, because the film offers up the kind of rare chills no horror director or screenwriter could invent. We're talking cameos from sub-D-list stars, off-the-wall parodies of much better movies, and some highly questionable-looking gags.

Don't believe that Scary Movie 5 could actually be the most terrifying thing you see this year? Well, peruse the evidence after the jump... we think you'll be swayed.
LiLo to Romance Charlie Sheen on 'Anger Management'
Tue, 02/26/2013 - 06:34 by McCarton
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If you're eating breakfast now, this might be a good time to push your plate to the side.

Charlie Sheen already gave Lindsay Lohan a boatload of money to help pay her tax debt and now he's giving her acting work when no one else will. LiLo will play herself in an upcoming episode of Anger Management, where she will also be Charlie's love interest.

Find out the details after the jump!
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WATCH: 'Scary Movie 5' Trailer!
Wed, 12/26/2012 - 05:15 by McCarton

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Christmas definitely came early this year!

The trailer for Scary Movie 5 was released right before the holidays and it's every bit as cheesy and craptacular as you would expect. Starring Ashley Tisdale, Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan, the two minute sneak peek is filled with the bad acting and horrible jokes we've come to expect from the Scary Movie franchise. There's so-cheesy-it's-funny, and then there's stuff that's just painful to watch. If LiLo was hoping this one would help her bounce back from Liz & Dick, we don't think this will do it.

Not only that, but Lindsay might be suing the film's producers over the trailer. Find out why after the jump!
Charlie Sheen: Lindsay Lohan Is Ungrateful
Mon, 12/17/2012 - 07:17 by McCarton

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Considering that he allegedly threatened to kill someone with a machine gun just last month, Lindsay Lohan might not want to get on Charlie Sheen's bad side!

The warlock made a generous $100,000 offering to his Scary Movie 5 co-star in order to lighten the burden of her massive tax debt. But while most people would have sent him a muffin basket ASAP, Charlie claims he never heard from Lindsay after sending her the money. No phone call. No e-mail. Not even a "thx 4 the $$" text. Nothing.

What did Lindsay have to say about this? Find out after the jump!
Charlie Sheen: I Gave Away ALL My 'Scary Movie' Money
Tue, 11/27/2012 - 06:20 by McCarton

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If you ask any actor why they would take on a straight-to-DVD trainwreck like Scary Movie 5, the answer in most cases would be the money. If you're a multi-millionaire like Charlie Sheen though, cash is apparently no longer a motivating factor.

The Warlock was given $250,000 to appear in the flick, but recently said he gave away every penny of his earnings. The bulk of the money, or $100,000 worth, went to a very deserving charity known as Lindsay Lohan to help pay off her tax debt. The remaining $150K was divided up among three actual charities, which were chosen by the movie's director, producer and filmmaker, according to TMZ.

Charlie has been a real humanitarian as of late though. Find out where else he recently donated money after the jump!
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Lindsay Lohan Rushed to Hospital -- AGAIN!
Tue, 09/25/2012 - 06:04 by McCarton

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At this point, every hospital in the country should be required by law to leave a bed open for Lindsay Lohan. Just to be on the safe side.

The actress took another trip to the emergency room this weekend, this time for what her rep is referring to as the "effects of asthma." Sources close to LiLo say she was given antibiotics before being discharged and her rep said that she has been "treated and released, and is doing fine," according to People Magazine.

Will this affect any of the plans for Scary Movie 5, her current movie project with Charlie Sheen? Find out after the jump!
Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen -- In Bed Together!
Fri, 09/21/2012 - 03:22 by McCarton

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If you haven't had your cup of coffee this morning, don't even bother. Just feast your eyes on this photo of Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen in bed together!

No, this isn't the May-December romance of 2012. The two are filming in Atlanta and were in bed as part of a scene for Scary Movie 5, according to E! Online, which we can only assume is going to need a U-Haul for all the hardware it will be taking home from the Razzies. Charlie's perving face in the photo isn't acting though -- that's legit stuff right there.

Lindsay also received a pretty hilarious offer from a well-known company this week. Find out what it was after the jump!

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