At long last, notorious bachelor Simon Cowell has tied the knot!
It's all for the children, though. The music mogul took part in a skit for Red Nose Day, an annual British charity event that raises money for needy communities in both the UK and Africa. Simon is about to tie the knot to a mysteriously veiled woman until someone has major objections to the ceremony. Since the video was posted to YouTube last Saturday, nearly 125,000 people have checked it out.
Find out who after the jump!