Miley Cyrus Announces Pregnancy... and Justin Gaston is NOT the Father!!
Miley Cyrus has announced that she is pregnant! Most of the people around her are not shocked by this, she has been on a wild path, but what they are shocked by is that the father is not Justin Gaston!
The Hannah Montana star has been quoted saying, "I don’t feel like I’m doing anything wrong, and I’m ready for people to accept it. My fans already accept it—they just want me to be happy. So honestly, I don’t feel like there’s anything to hide... I don’t really care."
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[/caption]Wow! She said it, folks! Straight from the horse-tooth's mouth.
Billy Ray Cyrus is, of course, disappointed, but stands by his daughter. The real kicker here is that the father is Joe Jonas!! Purity rings my foot. I knew it was a bunch of malarkey!
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If you don't know by now, APRIL FOOLS!!!
Did I get any of you? Come on, admit it, I had you going for a second there!
