Welcome to another edition of celebs say the darndest things!  I’ve picked the best of the best this week for you to enjoy, so check ‘em out!

5. “In November, I was in Israel at the Western Wall.  You write a prayer on a paper and fold it up and put it in the wall.  One of the things I wished for was health and happiness and something changed inside me.  I realized partying is not what I am anymore.”

- Tara Reid, talking about why she decided to go to rehab, in her interview with InTouch Weekly. I can’t decide yet if this is cheesy and corny or sincere and heartfelt.  And I also can’t decide on the number of days before Tara Reid goes out and gets trashed again.

4.  So, I couldn’t find the direct quote for this one, but I love it so much I have to share it!  Apparently, a source close to Angelina Jolie says that she is “totally creeped out” by Nadya Suleman, a.k.a. the crazy baby lady, a.k.a. the mother of six who just gave birth to octuplets.

The source also added in their dish with the Chicago Sun-Times that “It is clear this woman needs psychological help.  It’s one thing to clip out a celebrity’s photo from a magazine and ask your [hair] stylist to copy that cut.  Who hasn’t done that?  But to have a nose job, have collagen injections in your lips and start talking like Angelina- that’s over the top.”

Um…yea, I would be totally creeped out too by a woman who is having surgery to look like me!  Not to mention that same woman having fourteen kids.  I have to give Angelina credit for being so mellow about this because clearly this lady is bonkers.

3. “We would get little gummy bears- like a gummy bear cut into three pieces.  And we’d crawl to the gummy bear or reach for it.”

- Mary-Kate Olsen, in Interview magazine, explaining how her and sister Ashley would learn how to act on camera for Full House. So not only did they get paid major bank since they were three but they also got paid in gummy bears?  I think Hollywood should follow this example.  Maybe then everyone wouldn’t be so stick thin.

2. “I had a stalker while filming a movie in Spain last year.  She stood outside of my apartment every day for weeks- all day every day.  I was so bored and lonely that I went out and had dinner with her.  I just complained about everything in my life and she never came back. People get bored of me in, like, two minutes.”

- Robert Pattinson, to Creme magazine, on how he got rid of an obsessive fan.  Is this supposed to discourage girls from lurking outside his hotel day and night?  I don’t know about you but it seems like being his stalker sure paid off for that girl.  Note to self: spend the summer outside numerous hotels in Vancouver and Los Angeles…

1. “Man, I was over 100 several years ago.  There were years when I had a better summer than A-Rod, buddy.  You know?  I got on the boards quite often.”

- Kenny Chesney, in the March issue of Playboy.  All I can say to that is ewwww.  I do not want that mental picture in my head.

That’s it for the latest quotables from Hollywoodland!

Until next week, keep an ear out for some more crazy celeb talk!