5 Best Celeb Quotes of the Week

Posted on May 31, 2008 - 6:40pm by Contributing Co... Something must be in the water, because celebrities have been funnier than usual this week! Here's five of the best ones I've heard that I'm passing onto you for your enjoyment...

5. "That’s cheap. Everyone’s kissed George Clooney."



– Madonna, after auctioning off her Chanel purse (as well as her lip gloss) for more than $471,000, which actually went for $171,000 more than a kiss from Clooney, at the amfAR Cinema Against AIDS benefit in Cannes.

4. "A little whipping every now and then, Harrison?"



– Regis Philbin, asking Harrison Ford if he ever took home the Indiana Jones whip, on Live with Regis and Kelly.

3. "It's amazing what a haircut and forgetting to shave will do."



– American Idol winner David Cook, on being a "cougar" magnet, to Today's Meredith Vieira.

2. "I'm about two months pregnant right now and we're getting married on August 8th of 2008."



– Reality star Kim Kardashian, fooling with reporters (and her boyfriend, NFL star Reggie Bush), at the Hampton Bays nightclub Whitehouse.

And... then number one...

1. "Pole dancing really isn't as easy as it looks."



– Carmen Electra, who is releasing her own line of stripper poles, to People.

Keep the funny quotes coming, all you silly celebrities!

You think you heard a better quote than these five?

Let's hear it!