Celebrity Twitter Tuesday!

Posted on May 26, 2009 - 11:59am by alexa From this Tuesday on, Hollywire will be rounding up some recent funny Tweets from some of your favorite celebs' Twitter accounts and posting them all together every Tuesday.  So if you don't have a Twitter account, you can still have access to these insightful words of wisdom from celebrities such as:

Rob Thomas: LAND OF THE LOST marathon was rockin last night. it sucked in the best way possible.

Lance Armstrong: Ouch, ouch, and more ouch.

Mary Carey: I must say I love people who think they are famous, or important when really they are nobody.

Dane Cook: The Queen of all Media kissed me with his duurtty lips today & I liked it. Tasted kinda like John Mayer.

Jamie Kennedy: Im in LOUISVILLE. Was offered me sweet tea. i said no thanks, cause on catch a predator, the decoy always says come on in im makin sweet tea

Rainn Wilson: LOST is preposterous and I can't get enough of it. Like masturbation.

Rainn Wilson: Was just wondering what frozen jello would taste like.

Kevin Smith: Peep this: video of me Tweeting Devs/Canes Game 7. Fun piece, but Christ am I a fat, balding, sweaty mess. http://tinyurl.com/p3w84g

Chelsea Lately: Vodka Runs Out Quickly In the Office: Ms Chelsea must be hiding the vodka or something http://tinyurl.com/paj8sa

Mindy Kaling: the central air in my house makes a creepy murderer-in-your-house thud when it comes on.

Mindy Kaling: How do I go to Paris solo without making it look like I'm leaving town for a boob job? (I will be getting a boob job).

Michael Ian Black: Is it self-centered to believe that the only reason other people exercise is to make me feel bad about myself?