Don't Be A Hater Just Because John Mayer Has Dated Your "Fantasy Girl"
Yesterday, John Mayer hopped on to his Twitter page and decided to defend himself to all his haters who think that he is a playboy douche bag.
"I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn't. Let's hammer this out today. Long before 'douches' and 'famewhores' there were these people called 'showbiz types.' Showbiz types' are people who grew up talking to themselves alone in a room for hours until they found some sort of outlet. Once they found that outlet, everything fell into place, except for the fact that they still never worked out why they still talk so much. So you see, though filled with deep emotional voids that can never be filled, Showbiz Types are an important part of our Nation's tapestry. I'm a Showbiz Type. (cue penny whistle and marching drums) But I am not a douche!! (of 1,090,466, seventeen stand and applaud wildly). That was interesting...I'm off to work. Enjoy the rest of your day."
I'm not quite sur what he's talking about exactly, hope you do. There is too much talking going on.
