F* My Life
I have come across this amazing website that makes me feel better when horrible things happen to me or I am having a bad day. I have decided to share some of my favorites with you that will hopefully brighten up your day as it does mine. Just when you think things could not get any worse, they can. I will be posting every Monday to make you chuckle at the start of each week. Let me know if this has happened to you or worse!
"Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML
"Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss, I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me." FML
"Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years." FML
