K-Fed is really messed up. The only thing on his body that’s shrinking lately is his brain.
MSNBC’s The Scoop is claiming that K-Fed has been shoveling as much food in his mouth as he can so he can become FATTER! He thinks that the more he resembles the Marshmallow Man, the more weight he will be able to lose on Celebrity Fit Club.
A source said, “He thinks that if he goes on the show, loses a ton of weight, and seems really likeable, he’ll get more deals afterward. The way he sees it, he could have another show after ‘Fit Club,’ and that would open the door to working on music again, maybe even a fashion line.”
This is one of the stupidest ideas I’ve ever heard. Losing weight is super hard to do. The less weight you have to lose the easier it is to get to your goal weight. He is only making things harder on himself.
October 1st, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Eh, hope hw has a heart attack, maybe he’ll learn then.
October 1st, 2009 at 12:22 pm
i just feel bad for him. he used to background dance for britney spears… that’s big time. now he’s just big.
October 1st, 2009 at 1:04 pm
hey fat isn’t funny. It’s sad. I’m fat and I cry constantly. Hollywire is my only source of fun. And you’re making me sad. And when I’m sad, I eat more…
October 1st, 2009 at 1:08 pm
chris. Listen. Fat = Funny. Or jolly. Depending on the situation.
October 1st, 2009 at 1:10 pm
hahaha yeah I know. I’m about 150. Fat is funny.
October 1st, 2009 at 1:12 pm
No it’s not. It’s a condition, and I’m sure he’s really sad underneath. I’ll comfort you K-Fed.
October 1st, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Looks like he’s being comforted by candy bars and turkey legs right now…
October 1st, 2009 at 1:14 pm
And cake. He’s definately eating a lot of cake.
October 1st, 2009 at 1:16 pm
And lipo fat too. I think he’s puling a BASEketball and just sucking it out of the bag.
October 1st, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Gabriel Iglesies anyone? There’s fat, fluffy, and then DAaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMNN!!!!!!
October 1st, 2009 at 5:09 pm
K-fed just released a statement:
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO