Kourtney Kardashian's Speed Dating Event Was A Failure
Khloe Kardashian thought it would be fun and clever to set her sister Kourtney up for speed dating. It turned out to be a disaster. The stupid girl decided to have the event at their new Dash store in Miami but the problem was that the hours were in the middle of a week day. So only like 10 men showed up and of course they were jobless losers and one homeless man.The Hollywood Gossip sent out of of their staff members to get the dirt on the turnout and see if he could get a date with Kourtney. The reporter writes:
There couldn't have been more than a dozen dudes there. Good move holding the event in the middle of a work day. Are you trying to only set Kourtney up with jobless losers, Khloe?!?
There were also two SWAT guys, one police officer and multiple bouncers present; the 10 of us, which included at least one obvious homeless person, were almost outnumbered.
Oddly, Khloe came out a couple moments later and personally invited me inside. The girls seemed strangely excited to meet me, which I later discovered was due to the good word put in on my behalf by a Miami Herald reporter that I had befriended in line.
I stood across from the sisters. Kourtney quietly asked how I was doing. Before I even had a chance to smile, Khloe practically leaped over the table and asked: How's your penis? (it was growing more frightened by the second.)
Almost every question was asked by Khloe (Kourtney uttered the occasional "I like that" and "no more") and almost every question was sexual in nature: click here to read more.
