Paris Hilton's Dogs Get Eaten!

Poor, poor Paris! A coyote attack killed her two pooches Wednesday night. Paris is said to be distraught over the loss and has been crying non-stop. Two of her pampered brood were a midnight snack for the coyote, which is a member of the dog family. How cannibalistic!
In an interview with Ellen earlier this year, she revealed that she has 17 dogs. That can't be right! Aren't there laws to, like, not let people do that or something?
It is not known which dogs are currently heading towards the business end of the wild animal, but I suspect that Tinkerbell was safe in Mommy's arms. Heck with 17 dogs, how do you keep track?
Our thoughts and prayers go out to her, we are truly sorry for her loss.
A moment of silence please. Let us remember the good times...





















