Snobody Snobody Alert! Perez Hilton is a SNOBODY!
Okay, so I'm just gonna be tell'n you what you already know, but I just have to get it off my chest. Perez Hilton is the biggest snobody of all the snobodies (snobody = a snobby nobody...a person who really has NO reason to be so snobby!)
Last week xXxTerra and I were at SLS Hotel having some $18 drinks at the bar (yep, $18 and these drinks were nothing special. Lame. Very lame.)....well, we happened to have a cozy table that we had been capitalizing on for about 2 hours when we realize that Perez Hilton is practically hovering over us.
He was standing next to his friend who was holding a birthday gift. We presumed the gift was for Perez given that he's been having birthday celebration after birthday celebrations for himself all last week.
Anyhow, he was so busy pounding away text messages that he couldn't even spare his friend a few words of conversation.
It was so awkward to just see them standing there not even paying attention to each other except for occasional small snips of words here and there and not even a lift of Perez's head to acknowledge his "friend."
So, as we were getting ready to leave, I thought that it'd be nice to offer Perez and his friend our table. Well, in his true passive-aggressive snobody manner, he didn't even lift his head for me either...
I asked, "Perez, are you waiting for a table?"
He grunts, "No" without even a glance in our direction.
I then say something else and he pretends to not hear me...he's got passive aggressivity down to an art.
You see, about a year ago, xXxTerra had a run in with Perez too and she and her friends experienced the same "pretend to not hear" scheme. Ugh! Get over yourself already.
I can't believe anyone would want to celebrate this snobody's birthday, let alone attempt to be his "friend."
Sorry to not have gotten a pic for you, but we really didn't want to add to his already outrageously sized ego as he was indeed seated in the bar at that supposed table he wasn't waiting for. Hahaha...snoboy's are good entertainment at the very least.
Oh, btw, we did manage to get you a pic of our "salty snack" provided by the bar...you see, they give you only the finest corn nuts in a nearly thimble sized shot glass when you're paying $18 per drink...hahaha...literally, the waitress said, "Here's a salty snack for you." Keep in mind there were 4 of us at the table. Too good....definitely too good.
Okay, so correction: we did have a picture of the shot glass of corn nuts, but our boy Travis here at Hollywire accidentally deleted them from my camera, along with a whole bunch of other pics. In fact, we also had pics of the bathrooms because the bathrooms were INSANE.
And, I was gonna end this article by saying how we were waaaaaaay more impressed with the bathrooms than we'd ever be by Perez Hilton. But, now I have no pictures to show (*sad face* * sad face* *sigh* *sigh*).
I promise you this: the next time we're feelin' the need for an $18 drink, we'll be sure to get that pic of our corn nuts in a shot glass and of the amazing bathrooms. Aw, you have so much to look forward to in life now, yay.
