The Hills: 'Paris Changes Everything' & apparently so does Crested Butte, Colorado

So, last night we got to see Spencer Brat, I mean Selfish Pratt, no wait, Spencer Pratt (whew!) at his finest. He actually told Heidi, "Your delusional"!!! OMG--can you believe that fi'shizzle? Not that I'm all that much of a Heidi fan--and yes, at times, especially last season whenever Lauren Conrad confronted her about Spencer, she could be quite delusional--but this time? NO WAY was she delusional! Finally, FINALLY, FINALLY, she grew a spine! And finally, FINALLY, FINALLY I've gained the slightest shred of respect for her--go Heidi! If she keeps this kinda spunk going this season then maybe, just maybe, I'll have to come around on my negative opinion of her.

How awesome was that dinner with Heidi and her parents? She was giving Spence the most awesome death glares a girl can give...and he's so wrapped up in his own self-absorbed self that he continued to just reiterate how he's out in Colorado for his own selfish reasons--what a complete dunce!

Okay--subject change--Lauren Conrad & Brody Jenner--uh, two days and he's moved on!?! Wow...just wow...poor LC can't pick the right boys ever. So, at least she got out and saw some of Paris via the back of Matthius' Vespa while still in her ball gown (ahhh, just like a fairytale)...Even so, I really don't think this whole Matthius thing is really gonna go anywhere--their goodbye was super weak...and come on, LC is a So-Cal girl, could she really stand to kiss a smoking fiend?--I totally love the French, but they've gotta cut off their love affair with the nicotine sticks for sure.

Hopefully in the next episode we'll get to see Audrina, but for now, kudos to her for being the most awesome girlfriend in LC's life right now--calling her up and giving her the dirt on Brody! She stuck to girl code and you've gotta love that!
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