There’s Something About Suri

Posted on August 3, 2007 - 2:31pm by Contributing Co... Admittedly, I know very, very little about babies. But aren’t they supposed to — you know — look like babies? Because here are some recent photos of the the Cruise family and I’ll be damned if Suri isn’t a full grown child! When the hell did this happen? I feel like I’ve been duped, just like when Chrissy Seaver went from being a baby to an eight year old girl over the course of a three month summer hiatus. Did they think we wouldn’t notice? Come on, “Growing Pains” — “Sharing the laughter and love” my ass. You traded that baby on the black market for a fuggo redhead child! What became of the real Chrissy… Well, I guess we’ll never know. But as for poor Suri, I don’t even want to know what kind of freaky placenta-eating Scientology shit they did to this poor kid to make her rapidly age this way. More photos of Katie and her stupid fucking pumps and Tom with his Nazi haircut after the jump. Continue reading ‘There’s Something About Suri’