Did You Watch It? -- "Tool Academy Coed"
This season's Tool Academy premiered Sunday night. How appropriate!! It was Valentine's Day and what better way to be reminded of what the dating world is like out there than with some chocolate covered losers and douche bags. All I have to say is ladies and gentlemen prepare yourselves, because you are in for a treat this season!
Tool Academy decided to shake things up a bit and went coed. They found two girls that are quite the spectacle. Jennavecia, the Toolette from Las Vegas, is a sex-crazed maniac with the temper of a pit bull. Courtney, the Lady Lovin' Tool is a self-obsessed lesbian whose goal is to bed every girl she can, gay or straight!
The male recruits are not any better. There is so much testosterone between these meat heads you just can't look away because you're not sure who's going to start fighting next.
Chasyn, The Wrestler tool, is as obnoxious as they come and true to the definition of a tool, has pissed off all the other recruits with his kick-your-ass mentality.
Angelo, the Ripped Tool, claims to have spread his lovin' to over 200 ladies.
Kevin, the Double-Talkin' tool, is the only married guy on the show and has got some serious splainin' to do to his wife.
Shawn, the Badass surfer tool, is just lookin' for the next wave....of punanny that is.
Jordan, the Boyband Tool, whose "selfish adolescence" is forcing his girlfriend to put her foot down.
Jacob, Neander Tool, is soo busy throwin' around his macho self he neglects his girlfriend.
Daniel, Glow Stick Tool, is so wrapped up in his partying ways he may lose the woman who wants to spend the rest of her life with him.
Tommy, the Loony Tool is all about being the life of the party, and his girlfriend is done with his clown-like antics and is ready for a serious commitment.
Here is the first full episode if you missed it:
Check out this season's recruits:
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