OMG! This Can't Be Real!

Yes, you can believe your eyes.
There is now a Kate Gosselin 'Eight Is Too Much Wig'. The best part of this is the description on the website selling this hot mess.
Description:
"For eight is enough to fill our lives with love!"
So sleek and so stylish, this blond retro wig will make people think you have eight children and are married to a newspaper columnist. Features a blond 80's-inspired wig that's smooth and face-framing in the front with a short and puffy back that's full of volume.
HAHAHAHA.
Oh I could just go on for hours about this but Im sure you are all thinking the same HILARIOUS things as myself.
Can I please just go on record saying that this BY FAR is the worst hair cut I have ever seen, what is it even called? A reverse mullet?Electrocuted possum?
What would you call it?
See it for yourself:
http://www.buycostumes.com/Eight-Is-Too-Much-Adult-Wig/65620/ProductDetail.aspx





















